That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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