wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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