Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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