we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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