so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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