i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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