He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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