WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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