Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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