Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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