just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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