small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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