idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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