The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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