dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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