i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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