I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think I am morally bankrupt
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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