BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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