brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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