this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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