yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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