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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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(754): View more from Florida

I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere

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(515): View more from Iowa

the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me

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(281): View more from Texas

To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant

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(650): View more from California

His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.

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