ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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