The maid of honor just puked.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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