I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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