Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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