Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He passed out mid-signature
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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