The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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