talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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