What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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