I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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