please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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