just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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