so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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