I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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