I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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