bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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