She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need a burrito and a hug.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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