why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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