How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
