did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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