You're completely useless in the revolution.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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