She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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