you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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