you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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