yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize