That's intense
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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