Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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