I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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