In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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