After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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