My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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