So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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