what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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