dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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