whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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