In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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