Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
