Are we in a gay sports bar?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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